1. Never call last
run.
2. You can always go
faster.
3. Don’t steal
people’s shit
4. Going shredding on
opening day regardless of the conditions will increase your odds of scoring
powder that season.
5. Don’t feel
embarrassed about dressing up in all your gear in August.
6. Only piss off of the
chairlift if you’re only riding up with your brother.
7. Be cool to the groms,
soon they will school you.
8. Ollie the “Slow” sign
only if you know you can clear it.
9. If your gonna spray a
gaper it’d better be a good one
10. You’ll never regret
taking one more run, unless you actually call last run.
11. If you’re hooked up,
hook up your homeys.
12. If Ski Patrol
chases you, don’t get caught.
13. If they catch
you, act sorry.
14. A snowboard/ski
lesson is the greatest gift one can give a newcomer.
15. Wearing your
shred gear in the bar past midnight will increase your Core Score.
16. However, Core
Score points will be deducted for wearing just your goggles.
17. party hard, shred
hard
18. Littering on the
hill is asking for the slam of your life.
19. Support your
local snowboard shop. It’s more important now than ever.
20. Snake and be snaked.
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