Monday, February 4, 2013

20 Rules of Shrediquette

I found most of this list on Transworld.com and added a few of my own.  Dont forget your shrediquette while on the mountain!



1. Never call last run.
2. You can always go faster.
3. Don’t steal people’s shit
4. Going shredding on opening day regardless of the conditions will increase your odds of scoring powder that season.
5. Don’t feel embarrassed about dressing up in all your gear in August.
6. Only piss off of the chairlift if you’re only riding up with your brother.

7. Be cool to the groms, soon they will school you.

8. Ollie the “Slow” sign only if you know you can clear it.

9. If your gonna spray a gaper it’d better be a good one

10. You’ll never regret taking one more run, unless you actually call last run.

11. If you’re hooked up, hook up your homeys.

12. If Ski Patrol chases you, don’t get caught.
13. If they catch you, act sorry.
14. A snowboard/ski lesson is the greatest gift one can give a newcomer.
15. Wearing your shred gear in the bar past midnight will increase your Core Score.
16. However, Core Score points will be deducted for wearing just your goggles.
17. party hard, shred hard
18. Littering on the hill is asking for the slam of your life.
19. Support your local snowboard shop. It’s more important now than ever.
20. Snake and be snaked.

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